Happy 50th Birthday Quentin Tarantino!

March 27, 2013 @ 10:32 am in Subscript, Tarantino

Today, Quentin Tarantino celebrates his 50th birthday! What better way to mark the occasion than with 50 lines of dialogue from the unparalleled mind of a modern-day legend.

Hattori Hanzo: If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut. – Kill Bill Vol. 1
Mr Pink: Fuck you, White! I didn’t create the situation, I’m just dealin’ with it! You’re acting like a first year fucking theif. I’m acting like a professional! - Reservoir Dogs
Paul: Hey, my name’s Paul and this shit’s between y’all. – Pulp Fiction
Kliest: [in German; subtitled] Mein Führer, do you still wish to see Private Butz? – Inglourious Basterds
Pai Mei: I despise the godamn Japs. – Kill Bill Vol. 2
Vincent: Look, I’m not stupid. It’s the Big Man’s wife. I’m gonna sit across from her, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her fucking jokes, and that’s it. – Pulp Fiction
Lt Aldo Raine: Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin’ in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you’re fightin’ in a basement! – Inglourious Basterds
Mr Blonde: Listen kid, I’m not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don’t give a good fuck what you know, or don’t know, but I’m gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It’s amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I’ve heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain’t gonna get. – Reservoir Dogs
Seth: I may be a bastard, but I’m not a fucking bastard. – From Dusk Till Dawn
Calvin Candie: He is a rambunctious sort ain’t he? – Django Unchained
Archie Hicox: Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don’t mind if I go out speaking the King’s. – Inglourious Basterds
O-Ren Ishii: Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords. – Kill Bill Vol. 1
Unnamed Baghead: Well fuck all-o-y’all… I’m going home. Ya know I watched me wife working all day, to get thirty bags together for all you ungrateful sons of bitches and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! – Django Unchained
Mr Brown: [after Joe assigns names] Yeah, yeah, but “Mr. Brown”? That’s little too close to “Mr. Shit”. – Reservoir Dogs
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got sense enough to disregard its own feces! – Pulp Fiction
Ordell Robie: Well I got a problem with spending ten thousand dollars on ungrateful, peanut-head niggas to get ‘em out of jail, but I did it! – Jackie Brown
Lt Aldo Raine: Now take your wiener schnitzel lickin’ finger and point out on this map what I want to know. – Inglourious Basterds
Calvin Candie: Gentleman you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention. – Django Unchained
Joe: He was the only one I wasn’t 100% on. I should have my fucking head examined, going on a plan like this when I wasn’t 100%. – Reservoir Dogs
Stuntman Mike: The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. And I have promises to keep. And Miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go, before you sleep. – Death Proof
Dr King Schultz: You silver tongued devil you. – Django Unchained
Budd: That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die. – Kill Bill Vol. 2
Ed Fenech: We have all our rotten eggs in one basket. The objective of the operation: blow up the basket. – Inglourious Basterds
Mr White: Shit… You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. – Reservoir Dogs
The Bride: It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I’m sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin’. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I’ll be waiting. – Kill Bill Vol. 1
Butch: I’m American honey. Our names don’t mean shit. – Pulp Fiction
Marsellus: You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get medieval on your ass. – Pulp Fiction
Hugo Stiglitz: That makes three of us. And at this range, I’m a real Frederick Zoller. – Inglourious Basterds
Elle Driver: Now in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, let me answer the question you asked earlier more thoroughly. Right at this moment, the biggest “R” I feel is Regret. Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever known, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin, scrub, alky piece of shit like you. That woman deserved better. – Kill Bill Vol. 2
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said “Dead N***** Storage”? - Pulp Fiction
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You’re a smart motherfucker. – Pulp Fiction
Col Hans Landa: Oooh, that’s a bingo! Is that the way you say it? That’s a bingo? – Inlglourious Basterds
Mr Brown: Lemme tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s all about this cooze who’s a regular fuck machine, I’m talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. – Reservoir Dogs
Jules: Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ pig. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’? – Pulp Fiction
The Wolf: That’s thirty minutes away. I’ll be there in ten. – Pulp Fiction
Unnamed Baghead: I think…. we ALL think that the bag was a nice idea. But not pointing any fingers, they could have been done better. So how about, no bags this time… but next time, we do the bags right and we go full ragallion. – Django Unchained
The Bride: Wiggle your big toe. – Kill Bill Vol. 1
Jules: Well, I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker! – Pulp Fiction
Col Hans Landa: Wait for the crème. – Inglourious Basterds
Mia Wallace: Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him… and says, Catch up. – Pulp Fiction
Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of ya! – Pulp Fiction
Bill: Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo, I’d like to believe that you’re aware enough even now to know that there’s nothing sadistic in my actions. At this moment, this is me at my most masochistic. – Kill Bill Vol. 2
Lt Aldo Raine: That’s what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin’. – Inglourious Basterds
Django: D-J-A-N-G-O. The D is silent. – Django Unchained
Jules: Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! –Pulp Fiction
Col Hans Landa: Au revoir, Shoshanna! – Inglourious Basterds
Lt Aldo Raine: I’m gonna give you a little something you can’t take off. – Inglourious Basterds
Jules: Ain’t no fuckin’ ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin’ his wife’s feet, and stickin’ your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain’t the same fuckin’ ballpark, it ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same fuckin’ sport. Look, foot massages don’t mean shit. – Pulp Fiction
The Bride: [in Japanese] Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you’ve lost. They belong to me now. – Kill Bill Vol. 1
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee. – Pulp Fiction