Today, Quentin Tarantino celebrates his 50th birthday! What better way to mark the occasion than with 50 lines of dialogue from the unparalleled mind of a modern-day legend.

  1. Hattori Hanzo:If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut. Kill Bill Vol. 1
  2. Mr Pink:Fuck you, White! I didnt create the situation, Im just dealin with it! Youre acting like a first year fucking theif. Im acting like a professional! -Reservoir Dogs
  3. Paul: Hey, my names Paul and this shit's between yall. - Pulp Fiction
  4. Kliest: [in German; subtitled] Mein Fhrer, do you still wish to see Private Butz? Inglourious Basterds
  5. Pai Mei: I despise the godamn Japs. Kill Bill Vol. 2
  6. Vincent: Look, Im not stupid. Its the Big Mans wife. Im gonna sit across from her, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her fucking jokes, and thats it. Pulp Fiction
  7. Lt Aldo Raine: Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, youre fightin in a basement! Inglourious Basterds
  8. Mr Blonde: Listen kid, Im not gonna bullshit you, all right? I dont give a good fuck what you know, or dont know, but Im gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. Its amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause Ive heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you aint gonna get. Reservoir Dogs
  9. Seth: I may be a bastard, but Im not a fucking bastard. From Dusk Till Dawn
  10. Calvin Candie: He is a rambunctious sort aint he? Django Unchained
  11. Archie Hicox: Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you dont mind if I go out speaking the Kings. Inglourious Basterds
  12. O-Ren Ishii: Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords. - Kill Bill Vol. 1
  13. Unnamed Baghead: Well fuck all-o-y'all Im going home. Ya know I watched me wife working all day, to get thirty bags together for all you ungrateful sons of bitches and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! Django Unchained
  14. Mr Brown: [after Joe assigns names] Yeah, yeah, but Mr. Brown? Thats little too close to Mr. Shit. Reservoir Dogs
  15. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but Id never know cause I wouldnt eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. Thats a filthy animal. I aint eat nothin that aint got sense enough to disregard its own feces! Pulp Fiction
  16. Ordell Robie: Well I got a problem with spending ten thousand dollars on ungrateful, peanut-head niggas to get em out of jail, but I did it! Jackie Brown
  17. Lt Aldo Raine: Now take your wiener schnitzel lickin finger and point out on this map what I want to know. Inglourious Basterds
  18. Calvin Candie: Gentleman you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention. Django Unchained
  19. Joe: He was the only one I wasnt 100% on. I should have my fucking head examined, going on a plan like this when I wasnt 100%. Reservoir Dogs
  20. Stuntman Mike: The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. And I have promises to keep. And Miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go, before you sleep. Death Proof
  21. Dr King Schultz: You silver tongued devil you. Django Unchained
  22. Budd: That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die. Kill Bill Vol. 2
  23. Ed Fenech: We have all our rotten eggs in one basket. The objective of the operation: blow up the basket. Inglourious Basterds
  24. Mr White: Shit You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. - Reservoir Dogs
  25. The Bride: It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that Im sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, Ill be waiting. Kill Bill Vol. 1
  26. Butch: Im American honey. Our names dont mean shit. Pulp Fiction
  27. Marsellus: You hear me talkin, hillbilly boy? I aint through with you by a damn sight. Ima get medieval on your ass. - Pulp Fiction
  28. Hugo Stiglitz: That makes three of us. And at this range, Im a real Frederick Zoller. Inglourious Basterds
  29. Elle Driver: Now in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, let me answer the question you asked earlier more thoroughly. Right at this moment, the biggest R I feel is Regret. Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever known, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin, scrub, alky piece of shit like you. That woman deserved better. Kill Bill Vol. 2
  30. Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N***** Storage? - Pulp Fiction
  31. Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! Youre a smart motherfucker. Pulp Fiction
  32. Col Hans Landa: Oooh, thats a bingo! Is that the way you say it? Thats a bingo? - Inlglourious Basterds
  33. Mr Brown:Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. - Reservoir Dogs
  34. Jules: Well wed have to be talkin about one charming motherfuckin pig. I mean hed have to be ten times more charmin than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what Im sayin? Pulp Fiction
  35. The Wolf: Thats thirty minutes away. Ill be there in ten. Pulp Fiction
  36. Unnamed Baghead: I think. we ALL think that the bag was a nice idea. But not pointing any fingers, they could have been done better. So how about, no bags this time but next time, we do the bags right and we go full ragallion. Django Unchained
  37. The Bride: Wiggle your big toe. Kill Bill Vol. 1
  38. Jules:Well, Im a mushroom-cloud-layin motherfucker, motherfucker! Pulp Fiction
  39. Col Hans Landa: Wait for the crme. Inglourious Basterds
  40. Mia Wallace: Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him and says, Catch up. - Pulp Fiction
  41. Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and Ill execute every motherfucking last one of ya! Pulp Fiction
  42. Bill: Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo, Id like to believe that youre aware enough even now to know that theres nothing sadistic in my actions. At this moment, this is me at my most masochistic. Kill Bill Vol. 2
  43. Lt Aldo Raine: Thats what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all yall will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin. Inglourious Basterds
  44. Django: D-J-A-N-G-O. The D is silent. Django Unchained
  45. Jules: Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! Pulp Fiction
  46. Col Hans Landa: Au revoir, Shoshanna! - Inglourious Basterds
  47. Lt Aldo Raine: Im gonna give you a little something you cant take off. Inglourious Basterds
  48. Jules: Aint no fuckin ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin his wifes feet, and stickin your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, aint the same fuckin ballpark, it aint the same league, it aint even the same fuckin sport. Look, foot massages dont mean shit. Pulp Fiction
  49. The Bride: [in Japanese] Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs youve lost. They belong to me now. Kill Bill Vol. 1
  50. Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee. Pulp Fiction

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