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Throughout the month of December we’re posting some of our favorite Miramax things. Today we celebrate everyone’s favorite Bad Santa. ‘Tis the season to enjoy some quotes, watch some clips and share them with your naughtiest friends.
Kid: I wished for a purple elephant, but now I want a pink elephant!
Willie: Wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first.
Woman in Food Court: Look who’s here! It’s Santa! Tell Santa what you want for Christmas!
Willie: [yelling] I’m on my fucking lunch break, OK?
Woman in Food Court: The manager’s going to hear about this.
Willie: You think you’re a threat? You think you can make my fucking life any worse? Go ahead, take a shot!
Kid: You are really Santa, right?
Willie: No, I’m an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?
Willie: Is Granny spry?
Kid: Grandma, are you spry?
Grandma: Roger, you’re home, let me fix you some sandwiches!
Willie: Are you fucking kidding me?
Kid: Good night, Santa. Good night, Mrs. Santa’s sister.